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Crikey, Mikey's Bloody Fuming, Again.

Discussion in 'Get it off your chest' started by mike-carter, Jun 13, 2019.

  1. mike-carter

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    So, just put my Peri Peri chicken dinner in the oven with 35 minutes to wait. A small glass of Gold Watch and settled down to watch Eggheads (BBC2 at 6pm) only to find women's football on.
    Sorry, I don't want to watch 32A cup Twiggy types rolling all over French soil. Nuffink at all against females playing football (who's doing the dishes?) but I want Eggheads, not deadheads. Oops, sorry ladies, but there is also women's cricket, Ha ha, women playing with balls, makes you giggle don't it.

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    [​IMG] Foul :laff:

    Ray
     
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    Yes I recognize her, she's the England centre forward and back and backside too.
    Ray, do you mean foul smell?
     
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    What has been seen, can never be unseen.
     
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    I assume you prefer beach volleyball then
     
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    I love quiz shows but hate Eggheads. I find they always seem to have the easier questions and they are such smug :handjob: when they give the answers. Some shows that I like but get on my threepenny bits lately is Pointless, I like the format but when that pair of pratts witter on trying to be funny does my head in. My favourite used to be 15:1 when no nonsense William G Stewart hosted the show, now that I try to be funny Sandy what's her name does it, it's just not right.
    The one I found recently which I am warming to is Impossible, so far I find that's OK.
    Can't stop watching Repair Shop though, that is good until they moved it to half bloody 6 on BBC 2.:mad:
    Ade :thumb:
     
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    Nice Tramp Stamp though


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    Jagdwaffen Suns up guns up

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    I didn't watch it Mike I was doing my nails .......:D
     
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    Now ya talking.
     
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    I also dislike the gruesome twosome on Pointless, in fact the bloody show itself is about as funny as a heart attack. Sandy (The Viking) ain't no William G, that grating voice goes right through me.
     
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    Well something to pass the time.:D
     
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    Witticism or an Einstein theory?:D
     
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    EastmidsHD Keep pullin' that trigger..

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    Can't stand football and women's football sheeesh kebab, what the fudge :facepalm:

    What I have seen makes me wonder, when the news has shown a woman's team score a goal, why do they celebrate like blokes? Genuine query.

    Also Eggheads... Christ! Sorry Mikey but dull as dishwasher, Jeremy Vine (if he's still presenting?) trying to inject some atmosphere into the show... And failing.

    I like pointless but prefer the chase with Bradley Walsh, he still makes me laugh out loud when a close to the bone question pops up that has a certain connotation and he can't contain himself, proper old school humour :D:D:D
     
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    Jermay Vine & atmosphere :facepalm: He hasnt a laugh in him :laff:
     
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    Fanny Schmelar.
     
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    I remember that episode well, he had me crying with laughter... In fact after that episode I looked on YouTube to find it, there were a couple of dedicated 'Bradley Walsh losing it' clips, had me in stitches :D
     
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    I used to like 15:1 back in the day. He always had a go at something or someone at the end.
     
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    Me and the missus used to like Pointless, but it started to get a bit smug and too pleased with itself. And Richard Osman is a bit of a self-satisfied prat, confirmed for me when he hired scriptwriters to arm him with suitable anti Clarkson quips during an HIGNFY appearance, as confirmed by Clarkson himself in his Sun column.
     
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    To be honest, Bradley Walsh's fake corpsing is beginning to get on my tits.
     
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