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Corporal Punishment Compensation - If Only

Discussion in 'General chit chat' started by Sky, Feb 14, 2019.

  1. Sky

    Sky Super Moderator Staff Member Mod/Admin

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    I could claim a fortune as I had all this (except the dunce's hat) - did you?

    Compensation.jpg

    Come on; tell us your anecdotes.
     
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    I used to take the Dunce's hat home with me, I thought it was mine :D

    Ray
     
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    Sky Super Moderator Staff Member Mod/Admin

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    I'm pretty sure, my senility can be attributed to the amount of dents in my head from the blackboard rubber. :confused:
     
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    It would have been 1957 when I started infant School, in those days being left handed was a no no, they used to strap my left arm to my side with a belt, I would spend all day like this, no wonder I didn't want to go to School.
    The only good thing to come out of it is that I'm ambidextrous, could you imagine doing that to a child today, there'd be uproar..

    Ray
     
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    Blackboard rubber, I had the blackboard thrown at me in the 50s. And I'm not complaining for the amount of canes I had, because I enjoyed them, and the Dunce cap, I thought that was part of my school uniform:D.
     
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    Just remembered, we use to have a Welsh teacher, we called Moggy (Morgan) Welsh, he told us, what's the point in teaching Rhondda kids Welsh, ( there were Welsh, English, Scottish, Irish and a Italian surnames in my class), he had a short stumpy cane that he use by flicking in under your hand until he thought it was in the correct position, then use the cane, he also had a wondering left hand.
     
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    Slippered and caned, my crime, having long hair in 1969?
     
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    I was once rubbing my desk with a wet beret (Army junior soldier), the lesson was boring...

    Next thing I knew the instructor slammed my head into the desk and proceeded to rub the wet bit of the desk dry with my face... :facepalm:

    Made me the man I am today...
     
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    I had all those punishments except the dunce's cap & I was made to wash my mouth out with soap for swearing when I was about 7. The wooden blackboard rubber used to get thrown at us regularly by teachers & I remember one girl's eyebrow getting cut open by it when it wasn't even her being naughty :eek:

    We used to have a narrow, thin little book called a homework diary & used to shove that down the back of our trousers when we were due to get the cane & it did work a couple of times but the teacher used to see it sometimes or they'd cane you across the top of your thighs :mad: Getting the cane, slipper or ruler only ever made me want to rebel against authority even more & some of us used to get revenge by putting a drawing pin on the teachers chair or sneaking in the staff room to nick their fags :loser: :D
     
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    In '71 I had the longest hair in school out of all the boys - around 1200 kids. It was down to my waist and grew very quickly. I was regularly dragged along by it and bullied by all the teachers - it was worth it though as all the girls loved it. ;)

    My gym teacher used to make me put it in a pony tail like a girl - he was the only one that didn't bully me about it, but I excelled at gymnastics and the trampoline so I think he gave me a bit more latitude because of it. I think I started a fashion trend as it seems many years later all the boys were doing it. :D
     
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    [​IMG] :D

    Ray
     
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    I had a lot of that kind of stuff at private school in the 90s. The blackboard eraser was a common one in geography. In French class if a pupil was resting their chin on their arms while reading etc he'd come up behind them and smack their forehead onto the table. Never really saw an issue with it.

    Personally, I was a model pupil, or rather I didn't get caught. Only time I really got in trouble was for kicking open a bin bag in the playground when about 7, and upon telling the headmaster I didn't know why I did it, he replied that society considers people who do things without a reason as being insane. Didn't kick any more bin bags :D
     
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    PW1 Shooting the breeze.

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    In Junior school one teacher used to punch the kids in the shoulder, it hurt and he would smile while he was punching. In high school one female teacher would slap our faces and I mean slap, she was a cow, her sister was Annie Walker from Corrie, the games teacher would use his massive plimsole on our arris and one teacher used to delight in making sure that when he strapped you the tails on the strap would contact the soft skin of the inner wrist making them puff up with welts. Our science teacher who was great would offer you a choice of an hours detention after school or the strap, if you pee'd him off. It was always worth taking the strap as he never drew blood. If I told my dad that I had been hit with a blackboard rubber or had been punched, slapped or strapped, he would give me a clout for not behaving at school, I had been hit with one several times when it was aimed, badly, at some else.

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    I remember getting beaten with the ruler many times by one of the sadist nuns who taught us at junior school (Sister Patrick) , it may explain my intense dislike of penguins now :D
     
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    Had the black board rubber and cane. Worst was chemistry teacher would grab the hair by your ears and pull you up on your toes and keep teaching the lesson he was a good six six tall.
     
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    Had the slipper (plimsole) on one or two occasions in Junior school dished out by our good headmaster Mr Padley you'd go in to his office and there'd be a big box with a good few pairs in it and he'd say "choose one and bend over :rolleyes: wack wack wack and it was all done never did me any harm he was a good sort was Mr. Padley his heart wasn't in it so he never hit you hard enough for it 'too hurt. Then when I was at the comprehensive I had the cane on at least three occasions one of them by our "acting headmaster" Mr Evans .. he was one sick puppy I'm sure he got off on dishing out pain :facepalm: I had to go down to the office on one occasion with two of my mates as we'd been caught lying on top of the the big wooden lockers where the games equipment was stored right across from the girls changing room and showers ... with a big clear window above the door leaving nothing to the imagination :D then Mrs Eastwood the girls gym teacher walked in the building and spotted us :facepalm:

    When I walked in the office it was Mr. Evans our real headmaster Mr Coppley was off sick that day and you could almost see him rubbing his hands together in anticipation :facepalm: he reached into the corner for "his' cane which was in a metal scabbard and as he withdrew it you could hear that familiar sound of a sword being drawn :eek: then he'd stand there for a minute slapping the air with it just so you'd get the full whooshing effect of what it sounded like when it was whipping itself into a frenzy ... THAT HURT and he'd give it you across the back of the legs knee cap area but all I can say is .. it was B***dy well worth it .. on that occasion :D

    We had a Geography teacher called Mr Jenner at the comp he was a really sound guy and a proper laugh he was that popular most of us would attend his lessons just for the crack .. and sometimes the "crack is exactly what you'd get :D You'd be talking away to your mate sat next to you or behind you thinking Jenner was still at the front of the class at his desk but more often as not he'd sneak up on you with this really long wooden ruler he had. You'd be sat there with your hand nonchalantly over the edge of the desk and you'd just feel "WACK "PAIN right across your fingers and he'd stand there with a big daft grin on his face and say "get on with your work boy and walk off laughing :D got me on several occasions :rolleyes:
     
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    Well without saying too much (I wouldn't want to incriminate myself). I got payback a few years after leaving school on a couple of my teachers - one was a 'feeler' and the other was just a bully. I gave the 'feeler' a good hiding, told a few of his mates what he liked 'to do' which in turn got him the sack (on the quiet in those days). The bully got a taste of his own medicine and copped a smack on a regular basis once I'd told a few other kids (that he'd also picked on) where he lived.
     
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    Ah the good old days eh? Our chemistry teacher, petite 5ft tall with a 4ft pony tail and.... (funny how you remember certain details) once made a beaker of chlorine gas, put it in the vent cupboard, lined up the class and made everyone put their head in with a curly wurly as a prize for the person who could take the deepest breath, then went on to tell us stories about the trenches.

    We got a proper education in them days.
     
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    the head master at my school used my arse as target practice.on the odd occasions I went I used to get it regular as clockwork.dirty old paedo loved inflicting pain and it bought blood most times.we had a French teacher(a huge taff rugby player)used to beat you with his fists and give you a proper hiding(yes I had that as well)the metal work teacher had a cane with a metal rod through the middle(and yes I had that a good few times)the P.E teacher used a size 14 plimsole (yes I had that many times to)compensation god they must owe me millions:D
     
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    I got whacked across my face from the form tutor for swearing in the hall i did ask for it i guess
     
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