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Coming Out

Discussion in 'Anything Airgun Related' started by jaisalmere, Dec 31, 2019.

  1. That hurts

    That hurts Barely Active

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  2. jaisalmere

    jaisalmere tweaking the nose of danger

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    you mean he had to have sex to get one of those? Is that what a sale is like in the east?
     
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    Mortimer Lord Haw Haw

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    One day at a time, mate...just one day at a time...:D
     
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    shumba Well-Known Member

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    I cant come out because I have never been in. And at 75 its to late. But I think I should come clean and say I still prefer my springer.
     
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    TonyB55 Engaging Member

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    There is theory that you are born like that, your brain is wired differently. There are some intensive treatments that may change this tendency but they are not available on the NHS. You may just have to live with being "different" or move to San Francisco or Brighton.
     
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  6. Lev Levvin

    Lev Levvin Pro Poster

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    Don’t worry about the ‘narcissists’ mikey

    be proud of your big shiny daystate

    when you’ve truly accepted your place in the club, you might like to start dressing like some of us other day-boys :)
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  7. jaisalmere

    jaisalmere tweaking the nose of danger

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    You were saying?
     
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  8. Readie

    Readie Grumpy Old Fart

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    The thing is Lev, I believe that is really you.....
     
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    Dressed for Dinner i see
     
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  10. StellaArtois Sr

    StellaArtois Sr Springer Whore

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    Jaiselmere, I can sense you had been building it up inside you, from reading your posts, but trust me there is no shame in
    admitting you are a .............. Springer man. It shows there is a real man in that body of yours and having openly shared
    your liking with us, it can only be congratulated.
    I have to share something with you, but please keep it to yourself, I have always been and thought I would always be a Springer
    man. However this year has been hard for me, not about smashing my wrist to bits but in January I actually purchased, erm, ah,
    cough, cough, OK A PCP :eek: I thought I was being manly by saying it was just for hunting, but since then I have bought four more.
    I use the excuse if I hadn't have bought them I wouldn't have been able to shoot, which is partially true, but of late it is all I use.
    I had a Springer day the other week and my arm gave me grief. I sat at home worrying that after all this time I may prefer batting
    for the other side. My next trip up to the range is not until the 10th of Jan, so I have time to try and clear my mind and get back to
    the manliness of a Springer. I think between the two us we can be there for each other and help each other through these troubled
    times. It's going to be hard but together we will get there and be proud to hold our heads up high and shout to the world that we
    really are Springer men.
    Just be careful out there, Ade :thumb:
     
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  11. jaisalmere

    jaisalmere tweaking the nose of danger

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    Don't, mate, i'm filling up here! I too have a dirty secret, I have a pcp and a hand pump under the bed, it's a home made pcp, sometimes I get it out but i can't bring myself to pump it up, I know it's just a weakness.
     
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    Oh sh*te. A new years eve proposal. :facepalm:
     
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    Lev Levvin Pro Poster

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    I’m waiting for the usual springerati to pipe up about springer owners being more butch than pcp shooters...

    total denial of their springerness
     
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    Dag Very Active

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    Perhaps he mistook his invitation to 'dress slick' for 'dress as a slick'! Those guys down in Cornwall still think the Torrey Canyon is where the Rio Grande flows.
    As for Mikey, well the sign says it all; Please Help Us! although what it is he's not supposed to stick somewhere is left to our imagination! :nana:
    Happy New Year everyone!
    Jim
     
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  15. jesim1

    jesim1 Kit bitch to the Stars

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    This forum is all inclusive, and is a safe place for those who have a "different pallet".

    That said, you are a deviant and God hates you :mao:
     
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    Popgun Donator

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    Spring propelled inee
     
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  18. jaisalmere

    jaisalmere tweaking the nose of danger

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    You're just hung up on the issue of lubrication, sure it can be messy, especially when you open it up but you have to get passed that , man and me and God will be having the chat, later on,as we already have a few issues to discuss any how.


    Happy new year to you and yours :thumb::thumb::thumb::thumb:
     
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    phew, thought you were going to say you were a fairy!:eek:
     
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    shauny Top Poster

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    what about now mikey?:D
     
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