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classic mistake

Discussion in 'Get it off your chest' started by richi, Jun 2, 2008.

  1. richi

    richi Active Member

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    I made that classic mistake last night that all guys make. I got really drunk, and I ended up having sex with my best friend.

    Now, I can't even bring myself to talk to him.

    To be honest, I don't even want to play fetch with him
     
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    Just as well i don't drink then, so it's not ALL guys. ;)
     
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    Am I the only one who gets this?

    What breed is he?
     
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    Don't know, but i'm sure the RCPCA would have something to say. :D
     
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    Do not worry about it.....life is a gang bang:D:D
     
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    i dont even need to be drunk for that to happen:D
     
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    strange one that pall are you homosexual .or is the problem because he was your best friend
     
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    uuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmm ok then, care to shed some light??? :p
     
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    I've got a sneaky feeling that this has come from a text joke that was circulating a couple of weeks ago..

    Went something like this.

    Man walks into a bar and asks for a pint of anything but Stella. Why anything but Stella the barman asked him. Well it's like this. Iast night I was in here andhad 12 pints of Stella and ended up f**kin' skint.
    Well said the barman, if you buy 12 pints of ANY beer you'll have spent a lot of money.
    You don't understand said the guy...Skint is the name of my Jack Russell.
     
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    How low can you stoop?..........










    Well he is a Jack Russel!
     
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    well that went well
     
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    Err ... what :shrug:
     
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    leave the funny to me:p
     
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    a1's the forum clown, never a serious moment EVER! :rolleyes:
     
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    2+2= equalateral polygons:D
     
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    haha i had to read that twice! i read the first line and thought he was talking about a girl. then i saw "now, i can't bring myself to talk to him" and i burst out laughing!

    no offence if this dude is gay....

    i deffinately have never made the "classic mistake" of having sex with my best mate.

    i could understand if your best mate was a girl, then id say fair play mate:up:
     
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    best mate ( the DOG ) To be honest, I don't even want to play fetch with him
     
  18. Buzz

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    Richi...I think my joke explained it better:rolleyes:
     
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    i was thinking a joke will get me into a chat with you lot and it went all pear i think ill stay with knock knock :(
     
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    Yeah Richi we are quite a weird bunch...some a lot weirder than others too....naming no names etc.
    You don't need to try hard to fit in, just get a beer out of the fridge, pull up a chair, put your feet up and join in.
    You'll be fine as long as you don't have a calibre obsession..we have one of those already and that's enough of a PITA without another.
     
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