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bggr Grumpy 2000 posts , better do a comp !

Discussion in 'General chit chat' started by Grumpyoldman, Feb 5, 2013.

  1. Grumpyoldman

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    well just noticed i got another pellet , 2000 posts !!!!!! been here a long time so relativly few posts , but in light off this time for a comp with an amazing prize ,, is it Grumps air ranger no , is it a mint 1984 HW77 no , my buck hunting knife, no , its better , so read on and good luck , all answers are in Grumpys posts , let the best man win ( or Marge :) ) , the theme off this comp is know your Grumpy . sooo question 1 . where is Grumpy from . 2, what annoys Grumpy . 3, where does Grumpy live . 4 who is the forum member that constantly bothers Grumpy within seconds off Grumpy logging on . Grumps young padowhan if you will . 5, what is the accepted abreviation for the x Mrs Grumpy , 6, answer the mathamatical equasion women = , 7 what member holds the most forum awards this year , 8 wich mod is small not far away , 9 who was the last offical Grumpy old man before i put my ass print on the throne cushion :D , 10 what is Grumpys nick name for his neice , the light off my life :) 11 , when it minus 6 and there is snow on the mountains where would you find Grumpy and what would Grumpy be drinking ? 12 , when Grumpy is happy , what will grumpy be dressed like and waht will grumpy be sat by ............... Now then here is the prize , brace yourselfs :eek: :eek: , the winner on providing your residential adress will have a whole packet off Mcvities ( no generic crap ) jaffa cakes delivered to your door by 2nd class royal fail , There maybe a nystery prize included :rolleyes: .Grumpy Out .OHH question 13 ,,!!!!!! who ws the man tart , a member off this fine forum . Who lost the sacred fire bowl !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    Barcelona68 Banned

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    1. Oop North.
    2. Every-bloody-thing.
    3. In a cave.
    4. Lewis850.
    5. SWMNBM.
    6.Women = insanity.
    7. You probably do.
    8. Titch.
    9. Andyz1000.
    10. ?
    11. In a bear grills type of situation. Camping by a fire eating peasants drinking whiskey.
    12. Dressed like Jimmy Saville sat by a fire.


    How'd I do?



    :D
     
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  3. lewis850

    lewis850 Keyboard Hero

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    1. cumbria
    2. people/women
    3. cave
    4. meeeee !! :D
    5. swmnbn
    6.Women = ???
    7. you
    8. Titch gamer
    9. Andyz1000
    10. mini grumps ?
    11. wild camping by a lake,next to a fire with a bottle of scotch
    12. Dressed like a tree by a fire
    13. martin/ toytown
     
  4. Jackroadkill

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    1. Grumps isn't from anywhere. He just is.
    2. Having to add somebody every day to the list of people who annoy him. Which is quite annoying.
    3. Grumpy lives in a cave which is so deep that even the blind fish get scared of the dark in there.
    4. Lewbo / Loopy Lew.
    5. SWMNBN.
    6. Women = someone that airgunners lie to about how much they pay for their gear.
    7. Grumps holds the most awards, although most of them were won on spurious grounds (see meet pics for proof of this).
    8. Titch is small, but is also quite far away, which makes him very hard to find, especially when dressed as a tree.
    9. Got to be Andyz1000, if nothing else for his offering out of Vitalich last week.
    10. Can't remember this one. Fluffy?
    11. You would find Grumpy by a lake in a bivi bag drinking a single malt (Balvenie?)
    12. Grumpy will be wearing camo (with or without a pink t-shirt, and with his furry mankini hidden underneath) and sat by the fire at an AGF meet next to his forum pals with a sparkler in his grubby mitts and a silly grin on his face..
    13. Martin "Me Love You Short Time" Toytown.
     
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    All them questions to answer for a poxy pack of jaffa cakes:)
    I dread to think what the mystery prize is
    Dont like jaffa cakes:(
     
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    A bit too complicated and a bit too much about Grumpy for a competition....im out
     
  7. lewis850

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    Lazy gits :D
     
  8. andyz1000

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    unlike you i know the answer to question 10(and all the rest)
    it takes a grumpy to know a grumpy:rolleyes::D
    make it a botte of scotch and i'll enter:D
     
  9. pistolpete1981

    pistolpete1981 Busy Member

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    Would Grumps be sat on a log that he and two of his old friends used to sit on?
     
  10. Grumpyoldman

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    will be on sunday morning probably with a hangover after ending up doing something daft , although no scotch , grumpy has given up drinking for a while :eek:
     

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