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Best Bs You Heard

Discussion in 'Anything Airgun Related' started by Desmond.22, Jun 13, 2019.

  1. Desmond.22

    Desmond.22 Posting Addict

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    So long story but taking to lad other day.

    Tells me he only uses open sights
    Ok i say
    Tells me hits 2p coins for fun with his Springer
    Ok I say
    Tells me can hit 2p coins standing at 100yds with his springer and open sights.
    Ok i say. (This time much less impressed)

    So whats best BS you've heard air gun related.
    Then again he could be telling truth.
     
  2. pjgtech

    pjgtech Erm, what? who? when?where? why?

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    Cheques in the post? :facepalm:
     
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    DRAGONBAIT666 Posting Addict

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    Prob not know difference between yards n feet??
     
  4. milek

    milek Honorary Member

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    Every year at the AGF meet they tell me they will open a can of "whoopass" just for me. Absurd or what?
     
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  5. Patton

    Patton Jack Reacher's big brother

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    Usually some BS about Weirauch "quality" - some people think they still make guns to the standard they did 3 decades ago. My 97 looked like it had been machined with a knife and fork when I stripped it - my XS 19 was far better finished internally and needed far less work to optimise it. Mind you, the 97 was as smooth as Barry White drinking Guinness by the time I'd finished ;)
     
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    carnivore Big Poster

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    Did he have brown eyes? Perhaps he smelled of horse ordure. Was there a whiff of the bovine in the air? Did you tell him he was full of it because he clearly is?
     
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  7. That hurts

    That hurts Barely Active

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    Anything with the words 'guy', 'hw' and '80' in it ... but you will have to rearrange them slightly :p
     
  8. Jagdwaffen

    Jagdwaffen Suns up guns up

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    Some geezer telling us he makes the best crossbows in the whole world today and only uses the very best precision engineering to accomplish the most exquisite crossbow products on the world market today. All high quality craftsmanship guaranteed and that we will love his products as they are simply the best ever made. Oh......and he can tune Chinese made airguns too....:laff:
     
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    thumbhole Posting Addict

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    That tuning a spring gun makes it worth more. :laff: Also putting a sticker on it makes it more desirable :right01:
     
  10. Wofty

    Wofty Cleverer than the average bear Booboo!

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    I once heard someone say 'that's it. I don't need any more guns'.
     
  11. Hopalong

    Hopalong Busy Member

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    A guy who managed to get 90 ft/lbs from a Crosman pistol with just 5 pumps.
     
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    HW100Tuning Straight Pride

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    Mmmmm yeah and now try to buy a Venom springer for under £1000....
     
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    Mike.lewis Donator

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    Sniper light pellets damage gun barrels :):):):):)
     
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    timmytree Big Poster

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    He's shot his bolt!
    Sad though because he'd agreed to let me try the B2.
     
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  15. Rattymcrattyface

    Rattymcrattyface Nobody's honkin' Manilow

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    I've never heard any BS, i believe it all:p
     
  16. Neil Curtis

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    Weihrauch have fixed the galling issue.
     
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  17. mikeyhall1

    mikeyhall1 2018 Forum Nice Guy - Pepe Le Pew

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    You beat me to it:facepalm:
     
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    Daystayes don't leak......
     
  19. Jasglo68

    Jasglo68 Its not about the size it’s where you put it !!

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    I was working on a site once and a couple of blokes were talking about pcp airguns. They didn’t know I shoot so they were in full flight telling everyone how they over fill their PCPs to TWICE the recommended pressure to make the guns more powerful :facepalm: I hope for their sake they were talking sh*te
     
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    My neighbour told me he used to shoot rabbits at 75yds with his pre-war BSA, open sights, naturally.
     
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