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Question Any idea's

Discussion in 'General chit chat' started by gasman, Feb 18, 2014.

  1. gasman

    gasman Up a bit,,,,,,,

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    How's about this then?

    A bloke from over the back of me gave me a old cannon ball this morning :cool: made up with that,
    but I now thinking what the fricking heck I'm I going to do with it :confuzed:
    first thing I thought of was a door stop, many cozs I do need one, have to make a lead base of some kind :rolleyes:
    anyone got any other idea's?

    on a different note he also give me a dinosaur fossilized back bone :D, but I'm now thinking he may be trying to groom me :susp:
     
  2. Evolve82

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    Nice one. Sounds about right for a lamp stand base?
     
  3. dave ratz

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    Are you sure its a canon ball and not a T-Rex gonad...?
     
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    did he say "hold one of my balls and I will let you have my bone" if so, then yes he is trying to groom you:D
     
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    No mention of any puppies yet then...............:D :D
     
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    that was funny.

    I like the idea of a lamp base, have to make sure its done properly
     
  7. gasman

    gasman Up a bit,,,,,,,

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    :jaw:
     
  8. gasman

    gasman Up a bit,,,,,,,

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    forgot to say, both items have been found on the beach down the road :up:
     
  9. craigfishin

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    Buy a cannon , use it as intended lol
     
  10. gasman

    gasman Up a bit,,,,,,,

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    funny cozs I do know where there is one or two :rolleyes:
     
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    a mate of mine use to have one in his garage when we were youger,we just rolled it around all over the place,then when we got abit older we did some stupid things like trying to play cricket with it and smashed the bat to bits,no overarm bowling just underarm.
     
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    Weld a handle to it and use it as a kettle bell. I'm sure he'd enjoy watching You work up a sweat.
     

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