please play along it could be fun

[howlin 2.2]

follow the instructions using your date of birth and colour of the top your wearing


Pick the month you were born
Jan - I ate
Feb - I banged
Mar - I ran naked with
... ... April - I smoked with
May - I ran shirtless with
June - I beat
July - I cuddled with
Aug - I needed
Sept - I shot
Oct - I shanked
Nov - I stabbed
Dec - I slept with
Pick the day (number) you were born on
01 - my lover
02 - a dog
03 - homer
04 - A homo
05 - a condom
06 - A toothbrush
07 - a hippie
08 - a glass of milk
09 - a porn star
10 - Paris Hilton
11 - the trojan man
12 - a teletubby
13 - the kool-aid man
14 - some crack heads
15 - an easter egg
16 - a pot head
17 - a bum
18 - a stripper
19 - a horse
20 - a homeless guy
21 - a drink
22 - my best friend
23 - the cookie monster
24 - my boy friend
25 - a bowl of cereal
26 - a golf ball
27 - a bag of weed
28 - a french fry
29 - your mom
30 - your grandma
31 - a mop
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing
White - because hoes keep stealing my tacos
Black - because I'm sexy like that
Pink - Because I'm good in bed
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
Brown- because I had to
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because I love marijuana
Other -because I have double D' s
Green - because I love to snort cocaine.
Orange - because I smoked crack
Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Blue - because I'm a pimp
Shirtless - because I've got abs
Yellow - because I didn't like the way he/she looked at me
Gold- because the people in my head were banging
Tan- because I'm a soldier boy/girl
dont forget to share your results below lol

[howlin 2.2]

i ate a mop cos hoes keep eating my tacos

[DirtyHabitz]

I beat a homeless guy because I love marijuana.


True. True

[Barcelona68]

I'm wearing a grey top.

[Kwhite1981]

I shanked a bum because I'm sexy like that

[Salaud]

I ran naked with Paris Hilton because I`m sexy like that

[simon180399]

I beat your mom because I have AMAZING boobs

i would never beat a woman, physically or mentally (its just not worth the effort, as they are always right!)

im 6ft 2" weigh 20 stone and DONT have amazing boobs! i have small moobs

[Measures]

I smoked with the Kool-aid man because I'm a pimp

[cbrdave]

I stabbed Homer because i'm sexy like that!

[brett1985]

I cuddled a bum because im a pimp! And its bang on! I do cuddle bums and i am a pimp! How scary! Lmao