cretins on bikes

[squint_eastwood]

opposite my flat theres these cretins that dont work,drink all day etc, and they have somehow managed to get a blimin motorbike , a stripped down scrambler kinda thing.

been howling up and down on it for kin weeks they have.

well, last sunday i was in my lounge and heard a ' broom!, screetch, bang!'..........

look out of the window and see the 'baldric' one had pulled out of his driveway straight out onto the road where a passing man in van was going by, he hit the little hoodie rat clean on, bike went down,he followed.

he , or should i say 'it' got up limping and swearing, the 'silverback' missus came out of their hovel, sorry home and started screaming at the poor old driver!

'oh you effin this and that etc' he drove off!

i was amazed!

no police , nothing!

the scumbag lives another day.

(increasing our premiums)



s/e

[bungle]

Silverback lol, I like it.. I have a few of them in my village, I usually see them down the shop in their dressing gown & slippers buying 4 tins of Tennents Super and a packet of king skins.. Bloody wasters

[squint_eastwood]

you got it **! thats the ones!

the attire around here is large hooped earings, hair tied back to a pre tensioned 56kilonewtons,pink jogging suit (no jogging intended), flabby stretch marked midriff ashow, an obligitory 'sewer mouth',
28 screaming snotty toddlers in trail, mobile phone superglued to ear, and a can of tennants super resting snugly in the pram hood, i say tenants super, but i affectionally call it 'trampagne'

[K98-Mauser]

see these r what most call scallys or scumbags shame there not under general license as pests ! hahaha

[bungle]

the attire around here is large hooped earings, hair tied back to a pre tensioned 56kilonewtons,pink jogging suit (no jogging intended), flabby stretch marked midriff ashow, an obligitory 'sewer mouth',
28 screaming snotty toddlers in trail, mobile phone superglued to ear, and a can of tennants super resting snugly in the pram hood, i say tenants super, but i affectionally call it 'trampagne'

Thats brilliant .... Trampagne, i hope you dont mind me using that one

[squint_eastwood]

course you can. blimin true though.

[Ianhw77k]

What a good thread, some priceless stuff in here.
I feel for you guys, we've got some tít on a scrambler going in the fields now and again but so far he's not a problem.
There's also a group of teenagers opposite, one of them is learning to drive and has got some little shítty little saxo or something. Him and his mates sit there playing music and revving the engine but they dont go anywhere as he hasn't passed yet, how sad I'm gonna let him get over the initial giddiness of owning his first car for a while but if he carries on keeping the kids awake we may have to have words

[squint_eastwood]

p.s. bernard mathews devoleped a four legged turkey, as apparently, folk like leg meat more than all other kinds, on a recent radio interview he was asked' what do they taste like' he replied,,,,,'oi dunno, no bleeders been able to catch one'.

[squint_eastwood]

What a good thread, some priceless stuff in here.
I feel for you guys, we've got some tít on a scrambler going in the fields now and again but so far he's not a problem.
There's also a group of teenagers opposite, one of them is learning to drive and has got some little shítty little saxo or something. Him and his mates sit there playing music and revving the engine but they dont go anywhere as he hasn't passed yet, how sad I'm gonna let him get over the initial giddiness of owning his first car for a while but if he carries on keeping the kids awake we may have to have words

ian, i do so hope, dont dissapiont here buddy, the saxo's exhaust is the aproximate size of a 45 gallon oil drum/metal bucket? (ps the exhaust is not ******, it sounds 'phat' etc blahh.........


lol

[liam 86]

saxo + big exhaust +music+some little sh1tty stickers = the coolest chavmobile
i hate thes little to55ers just get vexed talking about them