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cretins on bikes

This is a discussion on cretins on bikes within the Get it off your chest forums, part of the General category; last week i was trying to pull into my drive when i saw four,yes four little scrotes on a moped ...

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    last week i was trying to pull into my drive when i saw four,yes four little scrotes on a moped coming towards me,i stopped to let him past but he stopped,i thought he was letting me swing into my driveway so carried on,he then went for the gap and i didn't see him coming as i was too involved in parking the car.sent all four of the little twats flying!.unfortunately they were all ok but when i mentioned we should exchange details the rider told me to get f--ked.i reported the incident to the old bill with all the vehicle details and the useless idiots have done nothing about it.the owner of the scooter was riding up the road last night and i saw him kick the drivers mirror off my neighbours daughters new car,time for some payback i thought so i told the neighbour about it and told him where the scrote lives.he sent his 17 year old son round there and said scrote is apparently now needing some dental treatment!

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    hmmm sounds like charles bronson needs to come round.

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    I lost a good shoot because of regular heavy usage by scramblers, dirt bikes etc, its gradually gotten bigger and bigger each year now the place is deserted of rabbits. and all wild life plants etc have disappeared.
    The local council fenced it off but this was ripped up quickly?

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    Quote Originally Posted by squint_eastwood View Post
    ANOTHER UPDATE! you ll love this one!!!!!!!!!!!

    i asked the mrs about them over there, and apparently the old man is actually registered disabled on the grounds of being an alcoholic! and GETS EXTRA DOLE MONEY FOR HIS TROUBLES!!!!!!!!!

    work that one out!!!!!!!!!!!
    Ha, you dont know the half of it - if your flipped out your head on smack and cant work through the addiction you also get money - you couldnt make it up!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by squint_eastwood View Post
    hair tied back to a pre tensioned 56kilonewtons
    Ah the Peckam facelift! I know it well! There's plenty of them round here. All of them oxygen thieves and a waste of carbon!

    Pelllet on pellet at unlimited range regardless of conditions (yeah right)

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    terry wogan not only coined the phrase oxygen thiefs, he also come out with they are 'coffin dodgers'!
    so chris fish, if i gave my job up, and became a smack addicted alcoholic id probably be better off!

    free rent, free council tax, well free everything actually!

    its blimmin absurd guys!

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    Quote Originally Posted by squint_eastwood View Post
    free rent, free council tax, well free everything actually!
    I tell You what You wouldn't have though Squinty..............Self Respect!!!!!!!

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    gambo i know mate,

    but they just dont seem to care!

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