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Fat families on tv now. I bet this will frustrate!

This is a discussion on Fat families on tv now. I bet this will frustrate! within the Get it off your chest forums, part of the General category; Originally Posted by swampdonkey the thing is though mcdonalds and other such outlets have had to change their recipes etc ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by swampdonkey View Post
    the thing is though mcdonalds and other such outlets have had to change their recipes etc to cater for the fat brigade...why? people are fat simply because they havnt worked out that their cake hole is bigger than a bum hole.add to that a lifestyle of nil effort or exercise and you end up with a fat git,it really is that simple. But the bit that really annoys me is that the rest of us have to suffer all the backlash too...fat tax,change of recipe..dont eat this....must eat that and now even tv programmes for the really stupid that through their own actions got them into that state in the first place by eating and indeed drinking too much in the first place...but now we the nation must pay and suffer the fallout. id leave em too it,its their life...and if they want to spend it locked inside a whales body then so be it...im 52 now and when i look at the state of alot of people half my age i laugh...when i look at the amount of telly tubbies wobbling around at only a quarter of my age i find it highly amusing. Mankind hasnt evolved different over the last 25yrs therfore it must be something self inflicted so best of luck to them,weve invented the jumbo jet especially to fly the blobbys on holiday,weve given em jeremy kyle to give them stimulation during the day,and big bro to keep em going during the night...but its a pity we cant do a programme called manhunt,this would involve a herd of blobbys being given a 500m head start and a guy with an airwolf...3mile of wilderness and a greggs bakery waiting for the victor.would get higher ratings than top gear!
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    is it on sky ?

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    it would be a great series....a herd of 11 blobs and one celebrity airgun shooter, 3 miles and a 500m start. 'targets will fall when hit' and only the fittest(ha!)would make it as the guy only has a 10shot mag.
    Then as a xmas special you could do it where celebrity z listers get to try the course but the shooter is a blobby with a whole tin of pellets.

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    I love this post, i realy do love this post, as tony the tiger says, it grrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat oh and and two of my family are fatties and my sister-in-law is a megga fattie, so i can laugh and not be called an anti fattie (but i laugh at them as well)
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    Quote Originally Posted by megga View Post
    I love this post, i realy do love this post, as tony the tiger says, it grrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat oh and and two of my family are fatties and my sister-in-law is a megga fattie, so i can laugh and not be called an anti fattie (but i laugh at them as well)
    I guessed before posting this that people on the forums may be obese but if they hunt and walk around all day they wont be morbidly obese so I thought I was safe! I cant be held responsible for any fatty family members though but I can make a reccomendation to go onto Fat Families for my entertainment and rage relief.
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    the other week one of these fat focks pulled off the pavement in front of my car with one of those dole chariots ,one with the steering wheel on a big stick like thing and really small wheels and it tippled over and left him on his side in the middle of the road,lmfao cost me a tenner in petrol to drive round the fat git mind you.

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    Read through this thread and laughed so hard i choked on my ''mega big boy kebab'' and large chips, its okay though as ia quick swig with 3litres of coca cola cleared the blockage....... now wheres my ice cream gone?
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    trig if you had seen it,,,it was amazing like slow motion,i laughed that much i thought my pants would never dry.

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    I bet you didnt get out to offer a hand? Youd prob need a jack the way some of them are. Its when the fat infront of the privates hangs to the knees you know you have a big one on your hands. How would they be intimate?
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    Quote Originally Posted by swampdonkey View Post
    the bit i cant understand though is why people watch it? big brother,x factor and all these 'essex' and that jordan slapper tv etc...why watch it? its only by watching does the ratings go up...and if the ratings go up then they make even more of the same garbage your moaning about lol...simply dont tune into it and make their veiwing figures higher as you only have yourself to blame then.I cant imagine how bored one would have to be to find watching im a celebrity/big bro etc a stimulating pastime...the answer is easy,use the off button
    I don't watch such programs for a number of reasons.
    help me I'm fat programs, stop being so lazy and get some excercise then, you don't need to be on telly to work that out.
    big brother, pointless brainless idiots arguing, drinking and shagging eachother.
    x factor, if you are a good singer, you won't need a tv program to get you a record deal.
    the only way is essex and other spin off's, more pointless brainless idiots getting drunk and having sex.
    katie and peter crap and any of their own shows, I might just kick the telly in if I was made to watch such crap.
    britians got tallent, no it hasn't.

    I stick to watching topgear, QI and mythbusters.

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