Why don't gigs like this ever come my way?

[Barcelona68]

"He told his wife..."I don't like this any more than you do." "



Lol.

[Jackroadkill]

Sheesh, you couldn't make it up, could you?

[Brightey666]

Haha, I'd think I'd still try even if I'd had the snip, gotta be worth the long shot!!!!!!

[DirtyHabitz]

Best job in the world? Probably..

[jolo-bolo]

I think I would come out of retirement for a job like that

[peteb823]

excellent

[Egg]

I feel sorry for the stud that found out he was a dud

[tom simkins]

well i shoot duds all the time these days,,and glad to do so,, in my 20s i did not think men of my age lived to be my age ..

[reaper6]

Carlsberg moment i think

[PAUL1986]

carlsberg don't do neighbours, but if they did..............